Adventurous At Heart Gifts

Random things I miss: Deciding on a holiday

Romance

Clyde thought “Atomic Sparklers” was just an ad gimmick

On my list of outdoor pursuits I put skinny dipping way ahead of this.

Famous Last Words: "Whew! Well, at least the worst is behind us."

Riding School Chaos

"And then, when I feel like a rum punch and breaded shrimp, I can just swim to Tony’s Trattoria."

Cactus seats.

'No, Ben, making your eyes go bigger does not make the fish grow bigger!'

'My wife is going to kill me. All her shopping coupons are in that lost luggage.'

Walkers

'I told you that letting him have a pet would cause a problem at migration time...'

'Bloody streakers - they have a lot to learn.'

Excess Baggage: By the time the male of the species admits he is lost. It is generally too late.

The search for Bigfoot continues for a group of women who know that if his feet are THAT big...

"Wa-wa. . . wa-wa. . . wa-wa. . ."

Excess Baggage: Airlines are constantly working on new seating configurations.

Man commiting suicide finds the treasure at the bottom of the sea.

'Ah! Snowdonia!'

"That's you nomad's answer to everything...ROAD TRIP!"

"Going to the beach...together as a family! That's what memories are made of! When we get back from this trip, you'll remember it fondly."

"I fell in the mud again. Maybe I need a stunt double."

“Just one question...how on earth do I get down?!?”

'She knew we'd try to talk her-out of it.'

"Siri, find an ICU near me."

'Before I undertake my journey, I require you to make me a warrior's headband.'

The Desert Island Package

Mad For It

"Wind's funny. . . It's nothing. . . going very fast."

"I love the way these safari trips bring out the animal in you, darling."

Horny Nanny Seeks Lonely Goat Herd.

Wishing Well

A man in a little rowboat goes to his grave.

"It's Friday the 13th. I feel lucky!"

A plumber preparing to go under a house's dark crawl space sees many eyes looking back from the darkness.