Adventurous Kid Gifts

"I'm running away from home to join the media circus."

Of course it's real spring water. I got it out of this hose last April!

"Which of these summer camps would you like to be shipped off to?"

'If you shoot your foot off don't coming running to me.'

'Not so fast, young man.'

Boy flying boxed kite with bird's nest in it.

'Call for you on the cream corn line.'

Romance

'I don't know what 'peer pressure' is, but it makes a GREAT excuse!'

Around the Dogbox in 80 Days.

"Where the wild things were."

'Bloody streakers - they have a lot to learn.'

Camel rider sees sign stating: The Next Mirage 16 miles.

'No, really, go ahead. You know me - I'm all about the journey, not the food pellet!'

"He wants to be a plastic surgeon when he grows up."

'Thanks for being up support staff.'

'He's normally not affectionate, but he's really taken a liking to you!'

"I've always wanted to live on a lake so I can go boating and fishing. Since we don't live on a lake, I thought I'd make my own."

Statue of Liberty from the Staten Island Ferry trip.

"Now THAT's what I call a budget airline!"

"Is that you nomad's answer to everything...ROAD TRIP?"

"Oh, no! My bucket list!"

"If you wear these caps backwards, they keep the sun out of your eyes."

An old lady Kitesurfing

Emergency Slide Height Limit.

'Well, Jimmy, it's your turn to go get it.'

Desert Mirage

"Fight or flight?"

'Hello? - Is that me?'

Scraper Biking, Manhattan, Spring, '95

Best Pals

"That's a beautiful poem, but of course, if you took the road less traveled, we'd make sure you have your GPS."

'Great! Now, will that be clockwise or counterclockwise?'

'This is the last time I fly economy!'

"Excuse me-I'm looking for the dirtiest possible thing I can touch on this street."