Adventurer At Heart Gifts

"Ladies, you know the rule about joyriding."

Doing an equipment inventory back in five months.

Two roads diverged in a wood and I - I got a little freaked out because where did the second road come from??

In the bleak midwinter

'Green Valley Nudist Camp.'

'My wife is going to kill me. All her shopping coupons are in that lost luggage.'

Man commiting suicide finds the treasure at the bottom of the sea.

'Hawkins! do you realize what a find this is?'

'George had a feeling this long-haul-flight wasn't going to be as peaceful as he had hoped!'

"Nothing much happened today"

'Tomb of the unknown silly sod' It's in memorian of all the people killed in extreme sports

'C'mon - help me bring him down and I'll split him with you!'

Arabian Nights.

'Well, this is not a good sign: Can I have a look at that map of yours?'

'The great variety of bones can mean only one thing: King Solomon's Zoo.'

"Hang on, kid!"

"Yuck! - I hope you at least had him SHOWER first."

"Well, the only reason I'm really a wandering albatross is that I have a bad sense of direction: I get lost all the time..."

"My destination is always beyond the horizon, man....but nowadays I like to know it has a toilet..."

Children play with insects in power outages

'I wish you wouldn't keep on about the 'Good old days' professor!'

"I'm backpacking through Europe, Mother — how should I know where your arthritis pills are?!"

'I became a bit claustrophobic living in a warren all the time: I prefer camping out now...'

'We couldn't find Daddy but look at all this neat stuff we dug up!'

Dragon Balloon Rides.

Prisoner.

'Looks like that pheasant got into the sticker bushes.'

"George, there's a man here who wants to lease our backyard."

"I suppose this is your way of telling me that I'm giving you the cold shoulder?"

A man sees a "you are here" sign as he falls from a building.

"I can deal with the cold, but the fear that this might not be the answer to all my problems is beginning to get to me."

Tennis anyone?

Titan or trawler?

Raccoons on the Snowmobile

"I don't know about this Icarus."