Ambitious At Heart Gifts

"Harry wasn't born great and he hasn't achieved greatness, but he figures there is always the chance that greatness may be thrust upon him?"

"When I grow up, I want to become president and eventually the subject of a groundbreaking, critically-acclaimed Broadway musical."

"I have a recurring nightmare that I've taken a test, and the professor won't give me an 'A'."

What else is there to wish for?

'I can't believe I didn't get that promotion. So many people have passed me by I feel like a road sign on the highway to success.'

'I try not to think big too often or I get terrible headaches.'

"Today we are going to find out if you can that leap."

"Listen Herb, once you become the boss and decide who gets a raise, then you can have a raise."

Miniature Design Shop: Think Small.

'My wife is going to kill me. All her shopping coupons are in that lost luggage.'

Caged Businessman

"One day, I'll be the first woman!"

Man commiting suicide finds the treasure at the bottom of the sea.

"He wants to be a plastic surgeon when he grows up."

"Listen here pup, it's time you realized it's a "dog eat dog" world."

"I really love school. There's only one problem. I think not having a college degree is holding me back."

"You know, there's a corporate elevator."

'When I grow up I want to join the SWAT team!'

'Never underestimate the value of pipe-dreams, my son.'

"Where am I going to college? I thought this was college."

'I was speeding right along toward my goal of moving up from middle management, when a cost-cutting measure overtook me!'

Do you mind if my mother joins our little business dinner ? You know what it's like, I don't want people from the office to think I'm sleeping my way to the top.

When you're wearing your big girl pants...You Can Take On The World!

"Trying to get new business is killing me..."

'We can't find a pond small enough where you'd be a big fish.'

"Ladies, you know the rule about joyriding."

"I know by outward standard I'm successful, but a voice inside my head keeps saying, 'Where's your private plane?"

"Have a career, and then if you want to try acting, you'll have my blessing."

"Why be a princess...when I can be a queen?"

'Looks like that pheasant got into the sticker bushes.'

'But Marvin, you can't be a college graduate for a living!'

"It's lonely at the top...But it beats being depressed at the bottom."

Psychology Dept. Faculty Evaluations Today. I can't tell if it's my id or my ego, but I'm really craving a promotion.

"Sorry, but if we hire someone like you, you'll quit in six months and start a rival company!"

"His goal is to outlive rock and roll!"