Ambitious Individuals Gifts

'It wasn't the job, I loved the job! But with a family to support I had to look for something with better pay and prospects!'

"I have a recurring nightmare that I've taken a test, and the professor won't give me an 'A'."

What else is there to wish for?

'I try not to think big too often or I get terrible headaches.'

'I can't believe I didn't get that promotion. So many people have passed me by I feel like a road sign on the highway to success.'

"Today we are going to find out if you can that leap."

Miniature Design Shop: Think Small.

"Listen Herb, once you become the boss and decide who gets a raise, then you can have a raise."

Caged Businessman

"One day, I'll be the first woman!"

"Listen here pup, it's time you realized it's a "dog eat dog" world."

"You know, there's a corporate elevator."

Shoot For The Moon

"I really love school. There's only one problem. I think not having a college degree is holding me back."

'When I grow up I want to join the SWAT team!'

'Never underestimate the value of pipe-dreams, my son.'

Learn to play the violin in one weekend - 'This isn't working! It's Saturday evening already and I've only got as far as holding it properly...'

"Where am I going to college? I thought this was college."

'I was speeding right along toward my goal of moving up from middle management, when a cost-cutting measure overtook me!'

When you're wearing your big girl pants...You Can Take On The World!

"Trying to get new business is killing me..."

Do you mind if my mother joins our little business dinner ? You know what it's like, I don't want people from the office to think I'm sleeping my way to the top.

'We can't find a pond small enough where you'd be a big fish.'

"I know by outward standard I'm successful, but a voice inside my head keeps saying, 'Where's your private plane?"

"Have a career, and then if you want to try acting, you'll have my blessing."

"Why be a princess...when I can be a queen?"

"It's lonely at the top...But it beats being depressed at the bottom."

'But Marvin, you can't be a college graduate for a living!'

"Sorry, but if we hire someone like you, you'll quit in six months and start a rival company!"

Psychology Dept. Faculty Evaluations Today. I can't tell if it's my id or my ego, but I'm really craving a promotion.

"His goal is to outlive rock and roll!"

"Welcome home, Dear. Did you catch the carrot today?"

'Pity you never have learned to sail...'

"If you work hard enough, and find the right reality show, you can grow up to be anything you want."

'Do I have to spell it out for you?'