Ambitious Thinker Gifts

"Ambitions... to be opened."

"Simply sign here, and your every desire will be fulfilled!"

"I'm sorry, Dad. I can't do this. You always say I should prepare for the future...and last I checked, there's no college degree in 'dishwashing.'"

'Didn't do much with your life after leaving school did you Simikins?'

Miniature Design Shop: Think Small.

Even something as large as world domination has to start as the merest of whims - thought John.

"Look at that cloud!"

What else is there to wish for?

"I have a recurring nightmare that I've taken a test, and the professor won't give me an 'A'."

'I try not to think big too often or I get terrible headaches.'

'I can't believe I didn't get that promotion. So many people have passed me by I feel like a road sign on the highway to success.'

"Today we are going to find out if you can that leap."

Caged Businessman

"One day, I'll be the first woman!"

"This is a hell of a way to start a magazine."

"Listen here pup, it's time you realized it's a "dog eat dog" world."

"You know, there's a corporate elevator."

"I really love school. There's only one problem. I think not having a college degree is holding me back."

Shoot For The Moon

Learn to play the violin in one weekend - 'This isn't working! It's Saturday evening already and I've only got as far as holding it properly...'

REPENT! Get back to nature

'I was speeding right along toward my goal of moving up from middle management, when a cost-cutting measure overtook me!'

"Where am I going to college? I thought this was college."

"Papi, can I be president of the United States?"

"It's not that I'm lazy. But I envisage myself not so much climbing the corporate ladder, as taking the corporate elevator."

Do you mind if my mother joins our little business dinner ? You know what it's like, I don't want people from the office to think I'm sleeping my way to the top.

"Trying to get new business is killing me..."

"I know by outward standard I'm successful, but a voice inside my head keeps saying, 'Where's your private plane?"

"Have a career, and then if you want to try acting, you'll have my blessing."

"Why be a princess...when I can be a queen?"

"Sorry, but if we hire someone like you, you'll quit in six months and start a rival company!"

"It's lonely at the top...But it beats being depressed at the bottom."

Psychology Dept. Faculty Evaluations Today. I can't tell if it's my id or my ego, but I'm really craving a promotion.

'My dad is pushing me to become an alpha male, but frankly, I'd rather be a poet...'

'Pity you never have learned to sail...'