Ambitious Visionary Gifts

"We're hoping he'll end up on the street - Harley, Downing, Wall..."

Robotic Man

'We should buy London and ship it to the States!'

'I want you to paddle against the current.'

What else is there to wish for?

'I try not to think big too often or I get terrible headaches.'

Miniature Design Shop: Think Small.

A balloon seller is selling thought bubble balloons

'This is a good time to be young, son. Look at all the opportunities you have in front of you...you can help sole the problems of the environment, poverty,civil rights....'

"I've always wanted an empire of Distance Learning Campuses."

Travellers with a developer: 'I see ski slopes.'

"This is a hell of a way to start a magazine."

"Hire me and I'll bring in orders. Big orders. You're gonna need a bigger door."

"Ya, right. Who needs a web presence. I'll just compete in the global economy from here."

"We finally found a way to bottle enthusiasm."

"Where am I going to college? I thought this was college."

'I'm here to ask you for funding for my further development.'

DACA

How it feels to be in a company with poor communication.

"It looks like we've reached the end of reality..."

"Is it too late for me to stop poo pooing his expansion plan?"

"One day she'll be a wonderful architect."

'Where do you see yourself in five years?'

"Have a career, and then if you want to try acting, you'll have my blessing."

"C'mon. Just one more round of funding and I'll build you a horde that'll knock your socks off."

'I applied the instant rebate and the returning customer loyalty reward, so that comes to fifty cents.'

Wishful Thinking Magazine - circulation chart.

"Why be a princess...when I can be a queen?"

I'm color blind, please help.

'I just invented business!'

"Gee, I just wish I had the words to describe this scene to you fellows back on earth...!"

"It's lonely at the top...But it beats being depressed at the bottom."