Ambitious Professional Gifts

"... I guess I'm just afraid of peaking too soon in my career."

Unknown but Working on it

"I have a recurring nightmare that I've taken a test, and the professor won't give me an 'A'."

What else is there to wish for?

'I can't believe I didn't get that promotion. So many people have passed me by I feel like a road sign on the highway to success.'

'I try not to think big too often or I get terrible headaches.'

"Today we are going to find out if you can that leap."

"Listen Herb, once you become the boss and decide who gets a raise, then you can have a raise."

Miniature Design Shop: Think Small.

Caged Businessman

"One day, I'll be the first woman!"

"You know, there's a corporate elevator."

"Listen here pup, it's time you realized it's a "dog eat dog" world."

Shoot For The Moon

"I really love school. There's only one problem. I think not having a college degree is holding me back."

"Where am I going to college? I thought this was college."

'I was speeding right along toward my goal of moving up from middle management, when a cost-cutting measure overtook me!'

'I told you he's gonna be the next Warren Buffett!'

"Trying to get new business is killing me..."

Do you mind if my mother joins our little business dinner ? You know what it's like, I don't want people from the office to think I'm sleeping my way to the top.

'We can't find a pond small enough where you'd be a big fish.'

"I know by outward standard I'm successful, but a voice inside my head keeps saying, 'Where's your private plane?"

"Have a career, and then if you want to try acting, you'll have my blessing."

"Why be a princess...when I can be a queen?"

"Sorry, but if we hire someone like you, you'll quit in six months and start a rival company!"

"It's lonely at the top...But it beats being depressed at the bottom."

'But Marvin, you can't be a college graduate for a living!'

'Pity you never have learned to sail...'

'Do I have to spell it out for you?'

"If you work hard enough, and find the right reality show, you can grow up to be anything you want."

'When I grow up, I want to destroy Tokyo!'

"Where do you see yourself in five years?"

Man with a Plan

'I'm majoring in political science and minoring in ballet - I want to be a spin doctor.'

"My career was on the launching pad."