Eager Professional Gifts

"We appreciate your eagerness, but stop gnawing the furniture."

Butterfly Woman

"You're going to have to submit to peer review eventually, Bradshaw!"

'Stop saying 'how high?' until I say 'jump'.'

Perks Featured in Vacancy at Toy Company

"Have I complimented you on marketing's renewed team spirit?"

Office Park

Young Doctor, Young Nurse, Young Undertaker

Find out that man's name and give him a rise.

"Recess is over, Your Honor."

"So how long have you been working the business?"

Melvin likes to indulge his inner child.

'Court is recessed until the big hand is on the three.'

"I see you do all your own stunts."

Of COURSE I hate to rush around all the time! But I do it so I won't have to hurry later!

Parental Role Model

Just a little heads up!

'ok, who threw that?'

"Where do you see yourself in five years?"

"Lemme guess: You forgot the basil Mom asked for, and my ice cream is in your briefcase?"

"You go the extra mile for us, but in the wrong direction."

"In this office we work hard and we play hard, Timpkins"

'Sales has challenged us to a snowball fight.'

"Please hold my calls."

"Today we welcome a new VP of Irrational Exuberance."

"This meeting has been a great success. Insofar as the profound loneliness of my soul has been displaced for a little while."

'You dropped the ball. You're being paid to throw it.'

"Why can't you ever be serious?"

Attorney-at-play

I see from this you were very good at organising office parties.

'Good luck with the presentation dear and I still think it would be better without the hat.'

Woman in office bombarded by paper airplanes flying through window.

Business Slides.

Teddy Bears for all trades