Enthusiastic Worker Gifts

'I love my job, but the hours are terrible!'

"Watson is clear-headed, enthusiastic, brimming with energy...it must be 5 o'clock."

'Stop saying 'how high?' until I say 'jump'.'

"Listen Herb, once you become the boss and decide who gets a raise, then you can have a raise."

"I go that extra mile!"

"Have I complimented you on marketing's renewed team spirit?"

"I can't believe it...school starts in two weeks!"

Find out that man's name and give him a rise.

"No, it's twist and THEN turn."

Man with what appears to be cheese on head to other man: 'No, it's actually a sponge. I'm excited about today's motivational seminar and I want to soak it in.'

If only it was true...'I'm raising all your salaries by 50%...'

'Retirement community or bust' old lady in car with cat

"You go the extra mile for us, but in the wrong direction."

"Today we welcome a new VP of Irrational Exuberance."

'What training do I get?'

"We appreciate your eagerness, but stop gnawing the furniture."

"I love my job!"

Greece

"Finding $20 while on bathroom clean-up duty."

'I'm leaving early cos I didn't come in so late'

110% Job Performance.

"Yes! I got one over! Woo-hoo!"

'And finally before I can permit you to shop in this store, have you ever raised your voice to a member of staff on any prvious occasion ?'

'OK, it moved a little, but I can't do this all on my own. Teamwork, people. We all need to bounce at the same time.'

Team Spirit

Team Spirit Day: "Excuse me... I get a little choked up when I talk about our team."

"She won the spelling bee."

"So how was the Edgar Willoughby Classic?"

'Well. I hope you at least closed the sale, Harry.'

'Ma, I got that job. Get over here quick and show me how to wash dishes!'

"My college degree may have gotten me this job..."

A dancing beekeeper

"Says here you like to play practical jokes..."

'By golly, you mailmen really live up to your code!'

'Geoff will go to any lengths to track down exactly what the customer needs.'