Mirthful Worker Gifts

"Says here you like to play practical jokes..."

"Another week another dollar, Jenkins"

'Stop saying 'how high?' until I say 'jump'.'

'You should agree with me, but not all the time, Try mixing it up a little,'

Find out that man's name and give him a rise.

Desk boxes: 'In', 'Out', and 'What ever'.

Mr Briggs's Pleasures of Hunting - No. XII

Ski Lift Glove Fishing

'Since you were late to work so often, we should have given the watch when you started 43 years ago.'

"You go the extra mile for us, but in the wrong direction."

"Every time he elbow bumps me, he hits my funny bone on purpose."

'When I said you will get an office with windows, I was referring to the operating system on the computer.'

'As a patient I'm glad because the doctor cured me. As a lawyer I'm sad because there's no reason to sue that guy.'

'All right, who's been sitting on the copier again?'

'Just as I thought...made in Alaska!'

"I love my job!"

"Innocent, your honor."

"Finding $20 while on bathroom clean-up duty."

'I'm leaving early cos I didn't come in so late'

110% Job Performance.

'It's nothing personal. It's just that going after your job is in my job description.'

'I love my job, but the hours are terrible!'

"Watson is clear-headed, enthusiastic, brimming with energy...it must be 5 o'clock."

'Reading the want ads? No, they just happened to be on the same page as this fascinating story on...um...cosmetics.'

"Larry goes out of his way to get along with difficult employees!"

Melting snowman tries to hitch a ride north.

"This is Harold. . . He's in charge of office merriment."

"I'm sorry, but you do not qualify for the home office credit."

"We don't normally wrap birthday presents here. It's all part of our 'no surprises' policy."

"Is the information fresh?"

'Nurse! The chart says comatose, not comb his toes!'

A dancing beekeeper

'The second opinion I got advised me to sue you for malpractice.'