Eager Worker Gifts

'Stop saying 'how high?' until I say 'jump'.'

IN box...OUT is wastepaper basket on fire.

"You're going to have to submit to peer review eventually, Bradshaw!"

"Listen Herb, once you become the boss and decide who gets a raise, then you can have a raise."

"I go that extra mile!"

"Have I complimented you on marketing's renewed team spirit?"

Find out that man's name and give him a rise.

Parental Role Model

"You have to give the younger colleagues the opportunity to fly on their own."

"You go the extra mile for us, but in the wrong direction."

"We appreciate your eagerness, but stop gnawing the furniture."

Paper aeroplane: 'Get on with your work.'

'What training do I get?'

"I love my job!"

My Day - elevator magazine

"Finding $20 while on bathroom clean-up duty."

110% Job Performance.

'I love my job, but the hours are terrible!'

"Watson is clear-headed, enthusiastic, brimming with energy...it must be 5 o'clock."

How to be your own best friend...

"My college degree may have gotten me this job..."

"Itchy trigger finger! Is that it?"

"You're telling me about stress?"

'A word of warning: invest in China Funds, and you'll feel greedy again in an hour.'

"Well, aren't you an eager beaver."

'By golly, you mailmen really live up to your code!'

Running Late

A dancing beekeeper

"This summer, to get ahead of schedule, I read 'The Aguero Sisters' by Cristina Garcia."

"Says here you like to play practical jokes..."

"I was too anxious to sleep, too sleepy to work, and too lazy to go to the kitchen."

"Aren't you jumping ahead of yourself, dear?"

Team of happy men and women in an 'A Team' van

"Here's my homework, Miss Sanchez."

'Good news...I've not been made redundant.'