Joyful Worker Gifts

"Finding $20 while on bathroom clean-up duty."

A dancing beekeeper

"Another week another dollar, Jenkins"

'Stop saying 'how high?' until I say 'jump'.'

'You should agree with me, but not all the time, Try mixing it up a little,'

Find out that man's name and give him a rise.

Jack-in-the-Box Enterprises.

'Staff Recommendations Inc.'

Desk boxes: 'In', 'Out', and 'What ever'.

Succeed.

'Since you were late to work so often, we should have given the watch when you started 43 years ago.'

If only it was true...'I'm raising all your salaries by 50%...'

"You go the extra mile for us, but in the wrong direction."

"Every time he elbow bumps me, he hits my funny bone on purpose."

"Okay! I know! I'm proud that you have a job and you've set a goal to spend all your money...on a nice lowrider car."

'When I said you will get an office with windows, I was referring to the operating system on the computer.'

"I love my job!"

My Day - elevator magazine

'I'm leaving early cos I didn't come in so late'

One of the positives of having to 'Shelter in Place'...

110% Job Performance.

'It's nothing personal. It's just that going after your job is in my job description.'

'Reading the want ads? No, they just happened to be on the same page as this fascinating story on...um...cosmetics.'

Safety First.

"Watson is clear-headed, enthusiastic, brimming with energy...it must be 5 o'clock."

'I love my job, but the hours are terrible!'

'I've traveled all over the world looking for happiness and found it in my bank account.'

"We don't normally wrap birthday presents here. It's all part of our 'no surprises' policy."

"Is the information fresh?"

U.S. Mint. I think we deserve a raise --- Our productivity is certainly up!

A Man Recieving His Wages.

"Says here you like to play practical jokes..."

'Good news...I've not been made redundant.'

"This is the new 'fitness laptop.' It's so large, dragging it around is a great workout."

'Remember, don't discuss your salary with anyone else.' - 'Don't worry, I'm just as ashamed of it as you are.'