Cozy Worker Gifts

One of the positives of having to 'Shelter in Place'...

Romance

"The sweater you knit him will be thrown out in February."

"His exercise wheel has lost all its fascination sinces he started reading Hemingway."

Dancing in pyjamas

"I'm having a pajama day."

Item #3715 - cozy cardigan

"Why do they call what we're wearing 'sweats'?"

His and Her wardrobe's

Moving in

'Get up and put your house slippers on! - You'll be late for home school!'

Just because I'm adapted to the cold, doesn't mean I like it!

"This tea isn't helping – I'm taking a gummy."

Find out that man's name and give him a rise.

"Quit your whining... Someday you'll appreciate affordable student housing."

PJ Parties

'Why should I go outside...when I can build a animated snowman here.'

Jack-in-the-Box Enterprises.

Desk boxes: 'In', 'Out', and 'What ever'.

"There really is such a thing as having too many pillows."

"Infinity scarf"

Baby blanket.

"You and I haven't had an in-house date in a long, long, long time!"

"Aren't you glad we stayed in? I had time to order us some more sweatpants."

"C'mere, space heater."

Book Igloo

"If women are te weaker sex, how come they get most of the duvet?"

'I like reading romance novels: They always leave me with a warm feeling inside...'

Darlene? Rudy? I heard you might be hanging out here. I thought I'd come by just to say hello and see how you're doing. That's nice. Coffee King. I love you. Hence Coffee King. House of Java.

"They got rid of 'work from home,' so I pushed for 'blanket forts from office.'"

The black cat sat on the mat...absorbing all the heat of the fire.

Carl receives the dreaded call to return to in person work. (man in pajama, wrapped in blanket and scruffy dropping his phone when he is told to return to in person work)

'I don't know where the television remote is, you had it last.'

You know you're getting old when....

A marriage made in cat heaven.