Cozy Worker Gifts

One of the positives of having to 'Shelter in Place'...

Romance

"The sweater you knit him will be thrown out in February."

"His exercise wheel has lost all its fascination sinces he started reading Hemingway."

Dancing in pyjamas

Moving in

"Why do they call what we're wearing 'sweats'?"

'Get up and put your house slippers on! - You'll be late for home school!'

His and Her wardrobe's

"I'm having a pajama day."

Item #3715 - cozy cardigan

Just because I'm adapted to the cold, doesn't mean I like it!

"This tea isn't helping – I'm taking a gummy."

Find out that man's name and give him a rise.

PJ Parties

'Why should I go outside...when I can build a animated snowman here.'

"Infinity scarf"

"There really is such a thing as having too many pillows."

Desk boxes: 'In', 'Out', and 'What ever'.

"You and I haven't had an in-house date in a long, long, long time!"

Baby blanket.

"Aren't you glad we stayed in? I had time to order us some more sweatpants."

"C'mere, space heater."

'I like reading romance novels: They always leave me with a warm feeling inside...'

"If women are te weaker sex, how come they get most of the duvet?"

"They got rid of 'work from home,' so I pushed for 'blanket forts from office.'"

The black cat sat on the mat...absorbing all the heat of the fire.

Book Igloo

Carl receives the dreaded call to return to in person work. (man in pajama, wrapped in blanket and scruffy dropping his phone when he is told to return to in person work)

A marriage made in cat heaven.

'It may be goofing off to you, but to me it's biding my time.'

'I don't know where the television remote is, you had it last.'

You know you're getting old when....