Cozy Craftsperson Gifts

"The sweater you knit him will be thrown out in February."

'Mum! Come and see the coffee-table I've made with my new tool-set!'

'Get up and put your house slippers on! - You'll be late for home school!'

Moving in

"Why do they call what we're wearing 'sweats'?"

"I'm having a pajama day."

Item #3715 - cozy cardigan

Just because I'm adapted to the cold, doesn't mean I like it!

"This is nice. You have your knitting and I have my vodka."

'A bed just isn't the same without a person in it.'

'We need a new hot water bottle.'

"To keep warm in winter you're looking at a new central heating system costing £20,000."

"There really is such a thing as having too many pillows."

Baby blanket.

"Infinity scarf"

"Love me?"

"Aren't you glad we stayed in? I had time to order us some more sweatpants."

"C'mere, space heater."

Fireplace Projector.

'You'll grow into it!'

The black cat sat on the mat...absorbing all the heat of the fire.

"If women are te weaker sex, how come they get most of the duvet?"

'Brew?'

"They got rid of 'work from home,' so I pushed for 'blanket forts from office.'"

Carl receives the dreaded call to return to in person work. (man in pajama, wrapped in blanket and scruffy dropping his phone when he is told to return to in person work)

'I love your crocheted computer cover darling, but can I take it off now?'

"You're wasting your time. They'll just lose them."

Keeping Warm

"If anyone asks, I did this."

Dog in the Bed.

You know you're getting old when....

The first day of spring has finally arrived! The only think I'll miss about winter is curling up under a warm blanket straight out of the dryer on a frigid night.

'I'm knitting a cozy for the house.'

Thoughts of Fall

'Did you mess with the thermostat again?'