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"The sweater you knit him will be thrown out in February."

'Mum! Come and see the coffee-table I've made with my new tool-set!'

Moving in

'Get up and put your house slippers on! - You'll be late for home school!'

"Why do they call what we're wearing 'sweats'?"

Item #3715 - cozy cardigan

"I'm having a pajama day."

Just because I'm adapted to the cold, doesn't mean I like it!

"This is nice. You have your knitting and I have my vodka."

'A bed just isn't the same without a person in it.'

'We need a new hot water bottle.'

"To keep warm in winter you're looking at a new central heating system costing £20,000."

"There really is such a thing as having too many pillows."

"Love me?"

Baby blanket.

"Infinity scarf"

"Aren't you glad we stayed in? I had time to order us some more sweatpants."

Fireplace Projector.

'You'll grow into it!'

"C'mere, space heater."

The black cat sat on the mat...absorbing all the heat of the fire.

"If women are te weaker sex, how come they get most of the duvet?"

"They got rid of 'work from home,' so I pushed for 'blanket forts from office.'"

'Brew?'

Carl receives the dreaded call to return to in person work. (man in pajama, wrapped in blanket and scruffy dropping his phone when he is told to return to in person work)

'I love your crocheted computer cover darling, but can I take it off now?'

"You're wasting your time. They'll just lose them."

You know you're getting old when....

Keeping Warm

Dog in the Bed.

"If anyone asks, I did this."

Thoughts of Fall

'I'm knitting a cozy for the house.'

'Did you mess with the thermostat again?'

Things You Say Wher You Are Officially Old - Volume # 1