Creepy Craftsperson T-Shirts

"If anyone asks, I did this."

"I haven't a clue what it does, but I don't know I managed without it"

'My mom's the greatest surgeon this side of Mayo brothers.'

"The sweater you knit him will be thrown out in February."

I did it my way.

The Origami Society...

Arts and crafts

'Mum! Come and see the coffee-table I've made with my new tool-set!'

'Henderson always walks away with the neighborhood pumpkin carving contest.'

Bad Interview Technique

This year Mike decides to make his own Valentine's cards.

Multitool Knife

Monster Baseball

'I had a cough at the time!'

'Bob likes to express himself through his art!'

Kenny's mom always made his lunch.

"Any beaver can cut down trees, but marquetry, now that's art."

'Yes, Ralph, they are nuts, but...'

An artist creates a sculpture of a "thumbs up" and is then crushed by it.

'McWit never could build anything level.'

Craft Show: Earth & Martianware.

Pottery

"You're right - organs do look more festive in these cute mason jars."

"I usually work in snow."

'There's been a little accident in the glue shop.'

"The Ten Commandments Do-It-Yourself Kit"

'What a gorgeous mug. Did you make that by hand... or by foot?'

"Cemetery Pie"

Indian hollowing out log for a canoe sees woodpecker pecking his log

"I spent twelve years making this. Where's MY award?"

'How long have you been out of work? I've never seen a resume prepared in needlepoint.'

8th Annual Chainsaw Carving Competition

Chameleon.

Caleb at work

Tools for fools; A hand-knitted try square.