Spooky Sculptor T-Shirts

'Henderson always walks away with the neighborhood pumpkin carving contest.'

"Everything on our menu uses organic, locally sourced, graveyard-to-table ingredients."

A man walks his dog with the leash attached to the dog's shadow instead of the dog.

The Sculptor

'Bob likes to express himself through his art!'

Wow, what a scarecrow! Oh yes, the crows are even returning the seed they stole yesterday.

'Listen up, you ghoul fools, at midnight the mummy takes off the wrappings! Heh heh - just kidding folks, but seriously...'

"The last vampire who lived in it spared no expense on upgrades. Especially when it comes to the latest technology."

Satan

Vampire Family Photos...

'Take some more. You need the calories.'

"If anyone asks, I did this."

Shadow Artist

'You need to start using a fabric softener.'

'I've got the bill if it's too small.'

"Is that permanent?"

'Hi, and welcome to Home Makeover from Hell.'

"Does that mean trick or treaters too?"

Sculptor's dedication to critics.

"If you don't give me any candy, I'm going to haunt you for the rest of your life!"

Twisters

"Hey! are you sure this is a Glaucoma test?"

Count Dracula discovered a mirror was of no use in his self-portrait attempt.

"For trick or treating, I'm dressing up as Billy Graham and going witnessing door-to-door."

A ghost of a bird frightens a cuckoo clock bird.

Bed, Bath & The Beyond

Vampire Bed and Breakfast

"How interesting, Mr Spladgeforth, we don't often see the Eiffel Tower made out of sausages!"

Prisoner using shadow to do crossword.

Building the perfect snow-boyfriend

Vampires in a Pandemic

"This Halloween party is a great idea! Gracie is doing spooky decorations. And Tia Carmen is doing the fun gross-out food."