Spooky Sculptor Gifts

'Henderson always walks away with the neighborhood pumpkin carving contest.'

"Everything on our menu uses organic, locally sourced, graveyard-to-table ingredients."

A man walks his dog with the leash attached to the dog's shadow instead of the dog.

Punkins

The Sculptor

'Bob likes to express himself through his art!'

Wow, what a scarecrow! Oh yes, the crows are even returning the seed they stole yesterday.

'Listen up, you ghoul fools, at midnight the mummy takes off the wrappings! Heh heh - just kidding folks, but seriously...'

"The last vampire who lived in it spared no expense on upgrades. Especially when it comes to the latest technology."

Satan

Vampire Family Photos...

'Take some more. You need the calories.'

"If anyone asks, I did this."

Shadow Artist

"All I have to say is that someone better be bleeding."

'You need to start using a fabric softener.'

'I've got the bill if it's too small.'

"Is that permanent?"

"Does that mean trick or treaters too?"

'Hi, and welcome to Home Makeover from Hell.'

Sculptor's dedication to critics.

"If you don't give me any candy, I'm going to haunt you for the rest of your life!"

"Any word yet on FDA approval?"

Twisters

"For trick or treating, I'm dressing up as Billy Graham and going witnessing door-to-door."

Bed, Bath & The Beyond

A ghost of a bird frightens a cuckoo clock bird.

Pumpkin Sales

Count Dracula discovered a mirror was of no use in his self-portrait attempt.

"Hey! are you sure this is a Glaucoma test?"

Vampire Bed and Breakfast

Prisoner using shadow to do crossword.

"How interesting, Mr Spladgeforth, we don't often see the Eiffel Tower made out of sausages!"

"This Halloween party is a great idea! Gracie is doing spooky decorations. And Tia Carmen is doing the fun gross-out food."

Building the perfect snow-boyfriend