Spooky Art Aficionado Gifts

Count Dracula discovered a mirror was of no use in his self-portrait attempt.

"Had more ghost-hunters 'round my place last night....scared the daylights outta me!"

'The cutbacks begin to affect wizards.'

'Halloween is just around the corner, kids. Have you decided what are you going to wear?'

"Folks, if you look out of your window at those clouds below, you'll have a nice view of the Grateful Dead dancing bears."

"Your veins are too narrow. Let me get our in-house specialist to help."

Evil Villain.

'I need to start dancing to the beat of a different drum.'

Bride of Frankenstein charges her phone

"Ah, how romantic. They're kissing under my missing toe."

Porcupine meets horseshoe crab

'Spend the night in that place? You guys have to be kidding!'

Finding a Zombie House on Halloween.

"I've got to go to the hospital next week and have my ghoul-stones removed..."

'Trick or treatment.'

"I'm sorry—the agency told me they'd cleared away last summer's people."

"Beastly sorry about all these interruptions."

Private View.

"It needs some work, but it does have good bones."

'Okay folks, this is as high as we go.'

Witch

'It's not mine.'

Halloween Tree

"C'mon, Kid...let's not let this get ugly!"

"Let's make a deal. You get my Halloween candy and I get your liver."

Creepy Delivery.

Artist In Modernist Home Painting Psychadellic Picture.

England's Cafe Culture

Unnatural Beauty.

'Oh isn't he adorable, he has his father's eyes!'

'Hi, and welcome to Home Makeover from Hell.'

Do Not Sneer.

Morgue.

Sacrifices at 4:00PM and 6:00PM

"Oh man, I knew I shouldn't have nibbled those mushrooms."