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Listening Room - Enter at your own risk!

"Young Frankenstein"

'One eye of newt or two?'

'My mom's the greatest surgeon this side of Mayo brothers.'

A vampire sitting on a park bench at night feeding bats.

"What are you looking at, four eyes?"

The Origami Society...

"Remember you told me to put my client list on my computer."

'Henderson always walks away with the neighborhood pumpkin carving contest.'

"He's right―there is something under the bed!"

This Halloween, use props to create a unique jack-o-lanern. Fitness buffs might like a jumping jack. Or you could carve a lumberjack. In colder climates, Jack Frost might be a nice choice. And for something functional, build a jack!

Classic Emojis for sale.

How was the Halloween party? Who was there? It was fun, except the Zombie didn't talk to anybody. The Grim Reaper was a real killjoy, and the jack-o-lantern made a fool of himself -- by the end of the evening he was smashed. Did the Black Cat or the Ghost attend? I crossed paths with a black cat but I don't know if the Ghost came to the party. All night it felt like he was right there but I never actually saw him!

"We've done everything in this book, and more. There's nothing left."

The Authentic Christmas.

"Someday we will escape from this prison."

Girl on a giant pair of scissors.

"Yeah, vertical cemeteries are helping urban sustainability. But going by haunted cemetery standards ... kinda lame."

'M.O.D. find budget replacement for the Fleet Air arm.'

"We need to talk."

Man feeding origami birds with confetti

'I'm knitting you sweater... do you want it too big or too small?'

Headless Horserider uses a computer

'Never say 'let's dye a hundred eggs'. You'll be eating your words for weeks.'

'Why bother recreating the 5,000-year-old recipe fo the ancient Egyptians, when there's already one that old at the back of the fridge?'

Man throwing a paper dart.

Cut out and keep Socrates.

Baby's first horror movies

'I try to encourage creativity.'

"If anyone asks, I did this."

Please consider the environment before printing this e-mail, 'Ah, I feel so alive. That was fun'

This place makes me jumpy...

A swan is swimming opposite an origami swan in a pond.

'Hi, and welcome to Home Makeover from Hell.'

War games.