Spooky Activities Gifts

'One eye of newt or two?'

Secret footage from Roswell, shows an alien and debris from a crashed UFO

Out To Lurch

A vampire sitting on a park bench at night feeding bats.

Ghost School.

The creature from the trailer by the dried-up lagoon.

'Awesome mummy costume!' 'I'm a pirate! Some kids just TPed me...'

"So besides opera and lurking, what do you do to relax?"

"Had more ghost-hunters 'round my place last night....scared the daylights outta me!"

'Halloween is just around the corner, kids. Have you decided what are you going to wear?'

Get out of the way, Harold - I'm trying to talk to Cuddles.

'You say 'boo' she wets herself.'

"He's right―there is something under the bed!"

How was the Halloween party? Who was there? It was fun, except the Zombie didn't talk to anybody. The Grim Reaper was a real killjoy, and the jack-o-lantern made a fool of himself -- by the end of the evening he was smashed. Did the Black Cat or the Ghost attend? I crossed paths with a black cat but I don't know if the Ghost came to the party. All night it felt like he was right there but I never actually saw him!

"May I recommend THIS property? It's ideal for first-time haunters..."

Classic Emojis for sale.

Happy Halloween. Something's different about her. It's boo!-tox. Every Halloween its the same thing. They take candy off the house and never come to the door. That careless jerk almost trampled me! What was it? The "Heedless" Horseman! I know it's just toilet paper, but as a mummy it still gives me the creeps!

"Yeah, vertical cemeteries are helping urban sustainability. But going by haunted cemetery standards ... kinda lame."

Evil Villain.

Bride of Frankenstein charges her phone

'Been biting drunken bitches again, have we?'

Haunted museum

Ghosts from around the world

Headless Horserider uses a computer

'Spend the night in that place? You guys have to be kidding!'

Count Alucard's Night-Care Center.

Finding a Zombie House on Halloween.

"I've got to go to the hospital next week and have my ghoul-stones removed..."

"I'm sorry—the agency told me they'd cleared away last summer's people."

'Trick or treatment.'

'You're doing the crop circles anyway. We just want to pay you to do them with our corporate logo.'

Skating by torchlight on the Serpentine.

This place makes me jumpy...

The Headless Horseman

"Beastly sorry about all these interruptions."