Spooky Events Gifts

"Had more ghost-hunters 'round my place last night....scared the daylights outta me!"

'One eye of newt or two?'

Out To Lurch

A vampire sitting on a park bench at night feeding bats.

Ghost School.

The creature from the trailer by the dried-up lagoon.

Woodpecker carving pumpkins

"I'm spooked - they don't want candy, they want ice water!"

"So besides opera and lurking, what do you do to relax?"

"Sorry. My blood sugar has just been running a little low lately."

Tim Burton

"Devi's brew?"

'Hey, what am I, chopped liver?'

"Its been on the market for over two years. The estate agent reckons it's something to do with negative edibility!"

"Oh it's not haunted, it's just really old and nothing works."

"He's right―there is something under the bed!"

'I hate waking up with coffin hair.'

'It's a little varietal I bottle myself...Type A positive.'

Classic Emojis for sale.

'And then as the young rat turned around, he realized he was in the junior high, block one dissection class!'

"I don't care if it's a boy or a girl, as long as it's undead."

Frankenstein's Ancestry

"It's the great pumpkin's psychotic uncle Mitch, Charlie Brown."

"The Ruin is under new management. Specters will manage wraiths, shades and spirits. All others report to be spook resources. Bonuses will be based on team work and synergy."

"It's not so bad! But I DO have to sleep on my side. . .2

Born of the Dead

'Try my health brew...1% fat, no cholesterol, high fiber and low sodium.'

"My Mom says that's what happens if you eat too much Halloween candy."

"Yeah, vertical cemeteries are helping urban sustainability. But going by haunted cemetery standards ... kinda lame."

"When I grow up I'm going to be a ghost writer."

Evil Villain.

'Been biting drunken bitches again, have we?'