Spooky Wedding Gifts

Female Vampire: OHHH, honey! How sweet! Breakfast in coffin!

"What are you looking at, four eyes?"

The creature from the trailer by the dried-up lagoon.

"Had more ghost-hunters 'round my place last night....scared the daylights outta me!"

"Sorry. My blood sugar has just been running a little low lately."

"Devi's brew?"

Date Night

"He's right―there is something under the bed!"

"He's a terrific photographer but weddings are not his specialty."

'People soup again?'

"Friendly? I'll say! You walk up to a house and they give you candy."

Whaaaah!(Scarey ghost shaped fart).

Headless Horserider uses a computer

Zombie Zin: The Red of the Dead

Baby's first horror movies

This place makes me jumpy...

'You're going to meet a tall dark stranger.'

"If anyone asks, I did this."

'I've got the bill if it's too small.'

'I'm sorry, but the comfort of our coffins has never been an issue before!'

And I'll tell you another thing that bugs me, he sucks his teeth in his sleep!!

"Student witch"

I told the kids, they're too old for Halloween.

'Do you believe in humans?'

Lav-Mummie

Zombie crossing

Vampire

In Sickness And In Hell

Mummies solution.

"For trick or treating, I'm dressing up as Billy Graham and going witnessing door-to-door."

A bride and groom riding a giant fish

"Of course I'm frightened. I just thought you would be bigger."

Bed, Bath & The Beyond

Types of Winter Trees.