Spooky Wedding Gifts

Female Vampire: OHHH, honey! How sweet! Breakfast in coffin!

"What are you looking at, four eyes?"

The creature from the trailer by the dried-up lagoon.

"Had more ghost-hunters 'round my place last night....scared the daylights outta me!"

"Sorry. My blood sugar has just been running a little low lately."

"Devi's brew?"

Date Night

"He's right―there is something under the bed!"

"He's a terrific photographer but weddings are not his specialty."

Zombie Zin: The Red of the Dead

Headless Horserider uses a computer

"Friendly? I'll say! You walk up to a house and they give you candy."

'People soup again?'

Whaaaah!(Scarey ghost shaped fart).

Baby's first horror movies

This place makes me jumpy...

"If anyone asks, I did this."

'You're going to meet a tall dark stranger.'

'I've got the bill if it's too small.'

'I'm sorry, but the comfort of our coffins has never been an issue before!'

And I'll tell you another thing that bugs me, he sucks his teeth in his sleep!!

Vampire

Lav-Mummie

'Do you believe in humans?'

I told the kids, they're too old for Halloween.

"Student witch"

Zombie crossing

Mummies solution.

In Sickness And In Hell

A bride and groom riding a giant fish

Ghoul-Aid

"Of course I'm frightened. I just thought you would be bigger."

"For trick or treating, I'm dressing up as Billy Graham and going witnessing door-to-door."

Pumpkin Sales

Bed, Bath & The Beyond