Quirky Weddings Gifts

"He's a terrific photographer but weddings are not his specialty."

'We have a beautiful relationship. Why spoil it with a hug?'

Cat Towels

'Okay.. what the hell.'

"The wedding cake as holy sacrament"

"O.K. I'm just feeding in your personal details for a suitable match..."

',,, and if anyone knows of a reason why these two should not be married, let them storm this castle with pitchforks and torches or forever hold their peace,'

"I guess opposites do attract. She's a real shaker, and he's such a grind."

Advanced footsie

Inappropriate Snowmen

A couple dressed as a knife and a fork

A Prickly Pair

'Don't blame me -- You're the one who had to have more personal space!'

He was a nerd. But he was her nerd.

Man with lobotomy scar - "Changed my mind."

'You wanted a tractor intead of a wedding car, and our dogs as bridesmaids... so why shouldn't I have one of my cows as best man?'

"Being with you is just getting too surreal for me, Larry."

"Leon, do you think it's all psychological?"

'We met through a radiocarbon dating service.'

It says they're 120 million years old, enjoyed long walks along the tar pit, and loved nibbling on rodents together. Carbon-dating.com

'Sure, but will you still love me when I bite off your head and eat it?'

Bride is angry, as she notices that the groom figure on the cake is drunk.

'He has his pet and I have mine.'

'Flowers? From a garage? You're a darling!'

'Did you fart, sweetie?'

'He's narrating it, I just know it.'

Face Mask Romance

Prison Romance.

'Here's one I made earlier.'

"Well, at first I didn't like him. But then his creepiness just grew on me."

'Who has the rings and prenup?'

Graffitti.

"It's General Douglas MacArthur."

"Don't tell him anything."

'That's one of those May-December love affairs. He's 251 years old, and she can't be a day over 135!'