Quirky Marriage Gifts

"The duck stays!"

Heart surgeon tastooing patients heart with "Love".

King Henry and his Cheshire bride

'We have a beautiful relationship. Why spoil it with a hug?'

Cat Towels

"O.K. I'm just feeding in your personal details for a suitable match..."

'All I want for Valentine's Day is a Greek fisherman's cap.'

"I guess opposites do attract. She's a real shaker, and he's such a grind."

STILL LIVES - Bolt: 'It's like we were made for one another!'

Advanced footsie

Inappropriate Snowmen

A couple dressed as a knife and a fork

A Prickly Pair

He was a nerd. But he was her nerd.

'Don't blame me -- You're the one who had to have more personal space!'

"Are you crazy? I can’t tell her that!"

Cupid and stork ambush young couple.

"Being with you is just getting too surreal for me, Larry."

"So that's where you were last night."

"Leon, do you think it's all psychological?"

It says they're 120 million years old, enjoyed long walks along the tar pit, and loved nibbling on rodents together. Carbon-dating.com

'We met through a radiocarbon dating service.'

'Hot' and 'dog' t-shirts.

'Sure, but will you still love me when I bite off your head and eat it?'

"Let's do it, let's fall in love!"

'Here's one I made earlier.'

"Well, at first I didn't like him. But then his creepiness just grew on me."

And they lived happily ever after for a few years until the quirks they found so cute in each other when they were dating eventually drove them both insane the end.

Prison Romance.

'Flowers? From a garage? You're a darling!'

'Who has the rings and prenup?'

'He's narrating it, I just know it.'

'He has his pet and I have mine.'

"It's General Douglas MacArthur."

"Don't tell him anything."