Quirky Marriage Pillows

"The duck stays!"

Heart surgeon tastooing patients heart with "Love".

King Henry and his Cheshire bride

'We have a beautiful relationship. Why spoil it with a hug?'

"O.K. I'm just feeding in your personal details for a suitable match..."

'All I want for Valentine's Day is a Greek fisherman's cap.'

"I guess opposites do attract. She's a real shaker, and he's such a grind."

STILL LIVES - Bolt: 'It's like we were made for one another!'

Advanced footsie

A couple dressed as a knife and a fork

Inappropriate Snowmen

"Are you crazy? I can’t tell her that!"

'Don't blame me -- You're the one who had to have more personal space!'

A Prickly Pair

He was a nerd. But he was her nerd.

'We met through a radiocarbon dating service.'

'Hot' and 'dog' t-shirts.

Cupid and stork ambush young couple.

"Leon, do you think it's all psychological?"

"So that's where you were last night."

'Sure, but will you still love me when I bite off your head and eat it?'

"Let's do it, let's fall in love!"

'He's narrating it, I just know it.'

"It's General Douglas MacArthur."

'Here's one I made earlier.'

'Flowers? From a garage? You're a darling!'

'Who has the rings and prenup?'

"Don't tell him anything."

Prison Romance.

'Did you fart, sweetie?'

Graffitti.

Face Mask Romance