Quirky Spouses Pillows

'In our thirty years of marriage she's squirreled away loads of money, but she can't remember where.'

King Henry and his Cheshire bride

'We have a beautiful relationship. Why spoil it with a hug?'

"Careful with that - the wife made it at pottery class."

"O.K. I'm just feeding in your personal details for a suitable match..."

'All I want for Valentine's Day is a Greek fisherman's cap.'

"I guess opposites do attract. She's a real shaker, and he's such a grind."

Advanced footsie

A couple dressed as a knife and a fork

Inappropriate Snowmen

'I wouldn't kick her out of bed.'

A Prickly Pair

'Don't blame me -- You're the one who had to have more personal space!'

He was a nerd. But he was her nerd.

'We met through a radiocarbon dating service.'

"Leon, do you think it's all psychological?"

Cupid and stork ambush young couple.

'Sure, but will you still love me when I bite off your head and eat it?'

'I married him because he made my feet tingle when we played footsie. Turns out it was neuopothy.'

"Let's do it, let's fall in love!"

Prison Romance.

"Don't tell him anything."

'Did you fart, sweetie?'

Graffitti.

'Here's one I made earlier.'

'He's narrating it, I just know it.'

'Flowers? From a garage? You're a darling!'

'That's one of those May-December love affairs. He's 251 years old, and she can't be a day over 135!'

"Well, at first I didn't like him. But then his creepiness just grew on me."

"It's General Douglas MacArthur."

'He has his pet and I have mine.'

'Who has the rings and prenup?'