Quirky Spouse Pillows

"You're obviously under consideration for something."

'We have a beautiful relationship. Why spoil it with a hug?'

"Careful with that - the wife made it at pottery class."

"O.K. I'm just feeding in your personal details for a suitable match..."

"I guess opposites do attract. She's a real shaker, and he's such a grind."

'Bad luck duck - he's on your side of the bed.'

'All I want for Valentine's Day is a Greek fisherman's cap.'

A couple dressed as a knife and a fork

Advanced footsie

Inappropriate Snowmen

A Prickly Pair

'Don't blame me -- You're the one who had to have more personal space!'

He was a nerd. But he was her nerd.

"Where's your nose?"

"Leon, do you think it's all psychological?"

"The saving grace of living with someone who has AD/HD is that any arguments you have over it never last very long."

'We met through a radiocarbon dating service.'

'Oh God I hope that bunch of rednecks aren't waving at me!'

'Sure, but will you still love me when I bite off your head and eat it?'

'Flowers? From a garage? You're a darling!'

Prison Romance.

'He's narrating it, I just know it.'

'Now, you've been naughty, you're in time out! I'll turn you over in five minutes!'

'That kid! He forgot it again!'

"Don't tell him anything."

Graffitti.

'Here's one I made earlier.'

"Geese fly in a V, son--attorneys fly in a wedge."

'He has his pet and I have mine.'

'Who has the rings and prenup?'

"Well, at first I didn't like him. But then his creepiness just grew on me."

'I'm glad you're getting so into science, son, but you'll have to ask your teacher about this... jjunnetics thing.'