Quirky Family Lover Pillows

'Oh God I hope that bunch of rednecks aren't waving at me!'

"...And that's my cousin James. He was raised by a family of gophers."

'The Fly' Starts A Family.

Heart surgeon tastooing patients heart with "Love".

"I love you, you big fool."

Cat Towels

"O.K. I'm just feeding in your personal details for a suitable match..."

"I guess opposites do attract. She's a real shaker, and he's such a grind."

Advanced footsie

Inappropriate Snowmen

Why Cupid is not allowed to drink alcohol anymore...

'Don't blame me -- You're the one who had to have more personal space!'

A Prickly Pair

Some unusual family photographs decorate podiatrist's desk.

"Oh it's not haunted, it's just really old and nothing works."

' ... and this is the half bath.'

'It started out as just a little knot on the floor,'

'We met through a radiocarbon dating service.'

It says they're 120 million years old, enjoyed long walks along the tar pit, and loved nibbling on rodents together. Carbon-dating.com

"Sold For sale Ellie Kopp 1-800-238-7463 Yaffle Realty Stop renting. Buy your boot from a boot."

"Being with you is just getting too surreal for me, Larry."

'Sure, but will you still love me when I bite off your head and eat it?'

'Who has the rings and prenup?'

"Mum can you come home quick, dad's started to make an exhibition of himself again!"

"Well, at first I didn't like him. But then his creepiness just grew on me."

"It's General Douglas MacArthur."

"Yeah, he's very like his father isn't he?"

Prison Romance.

'Did you fart, sweetie?'

"Don't tell him anything."

'Here's one I made earlier.'

'I'm glad you're getting so into science, son, but you'll have to ask your teacher about this... jjunnetics thing.'

Brilliance runs in my family, but in a zig-zag pattern.

'Silly thing, of course I still find you repulsive.'

To prevent Christmas git opening from being over in a flash, the Wagner kids were required to use only their feet.