Quirky Family Lover Prints

'Oh God I hope that bunch of rednecks aren't waving at me!'

"...And that's my cousin James. He was raised by a family of gophers."

'The Fly' Starts A Family.

Heart surgeon tastooing patients heart with "Love".

"I love you, you big fool."

"O.K. I'm just feeding in your personal details for a suitable match..."

"I guess opposites do attract. She's a real shaker, and he's such a grind."

Advanced footsie

Why Cupid is not allowed to drink alcohol anymore...

Inappropriate Snowmen

A Prickly Pair

"Oh it's not haunted, it's just really old and nothing works."

Some unusual family photographs decorate podiatrist's desk.

'Don't blame me -- You're the one who had to have more personal space!'

'It started out as just a little knot on the floor,'

' ... and this is the half bath.'

"Sold For sale Ellie Kopp 1-800-238-7463 Yaffle Realty Stop renting. Buy your boot from a boot."

'We met through a radiocarbon dating service.'

'Sure, but will you still love me when I bite off your head and eat it?'

"Mum can you come home quick, dad's started to make an exhibition of himself again!"

Prison Romance.

'Here's one I made earlier.'

"Don't tell him anything."

"Well, at first I didn't like him. But then his creepiness just grew on me."

'I'm glad you're getting so into science, son, but you'll have to ask your teacher about this... jjunnetics thing.'

"It's General Douglas MacArthur."

'Who has the rings and prenup?'

'Did you fart, sweetie?'

To prevent Christmas git opening from being over in a flash, the Wagner kids were required to use only their feet.

'Silly thing, of course I still find you repulsive.'

'SAME SOCKS BAR.'

'Oh Gloria, I love you with all my heart, part of my liver and most of my lower intestine.'

"I get that you're cold, but does he also have to eat all our meals with us?"