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Young girl asking a boy what he owns before they can be married

Computamatch.

'Maybe she has allergies.'

"That's why I love him...he never becomes abusive."

Heart surgeon tastooing patients heart with "Love".

"You don't whisper anymore."

'All I want for Valentine's Day is a Greek fisherman's cap.'

STILL LIVES - Bolt: 'It's like we were made for one another!'

He was a nerd. But he was her nerd.

"Leon, do you think it's all psychological?"

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'That's one of those May-December love affairs. He's 251 years old, and she can't be a day over 135!'

'He has his pet and I have mine.'

'Flowers? From a garage? You're a darling!'

'He's narrating it, I just know it.'

Graffitti.

"This is never going to work—you're a tree!"

'I fu*@!Ng hate you!!!'

"May we see your kids' menu please?"

"Should we try that new place in the corner?"

'You disgust me; but I like it.'

"My husband finally taught him to use the toilet but can't convince him to give up kitty litter."

"You're a surprisingly good kisser for having two different dead guys' lips."

"Flippin' eck Mandy, don't your parents ever go to bed?"

'I know we're supposed to be Lovebirds, but a bit of privacy from time to time would be nice...'

'I'll never forget the first time we met...when that gardener cut you in half with his spade.'

"Steve and I live together, but we're getting indicted separately."

'I feel like I just don't know you anymore, Richard!'

"It's getting serious - he left his stuff."

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'Is it true a Maitre D' has the authority to marry people, just like the captain of a ship?'

Intimacy - Breeding Ground for Mutual Grooming.

'Meet my significant other.'

A Redneck Cupid with a shotgun about to fire open a Boy and Girl redneck couple.