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Young girl asking a boy what he owns before they can be married

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'Maybe she has allergies.'

"That's why I love him...he never becomes abusive."

Heart surgeon tastooing patients heart with "Love".

"You don't whisper anymore."

'All I want for Valentine's Day is a Greek fisherman's cap.'

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My wife's been talking to the skin I shed for over an hour.

He was a nerd. But he was her nerd.

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"Leon, do you think it's all psychological?"

'That's one of those May-December love affairs. He's 251 years old, and she can't be a day over 135!'

'He has his pet and I have mine.'

'Flowers? From a garage? You're a darling!'

'He's narrating it, I just know it.'

"This is never going to work—you're a tree!"

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Graffitti.

"Should we try that new place in the corner?"

"May we see your kids' menu please?"

'I fu*@!Ng hate you!!!'

"Sure, I may be over the top, but at least I'm not underhanded like him!"

"My husband finally taught him to use the toilet but can't convince him to give up kitty litter."

'You disgust me; but I like it.'

"You're a surprisingly good kisser for having two different dead guys' lips."

"Honestly, I'm not sure I even know who every one of you are anymore."

'I'll never forget the first time we met...when that gardener cut you in half with his spade.'

"Steve and I live together, but we're getting indicted separately."

'I know we're supposed to be Lovebirds, but a bit of privacy from time to time would be nice...'

"Flippin' eck Mandy, don't your parents ever go to bed?"

'I feel like I just don't know you anymore, Richard!'

"It's getting serious - he left his stuff."

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"Hmm....who's this tall drink of water?"