Wedding Whimsy Gifts

Didn't you get my memo?

'No, I'm not married: For some reason, a human has put this ring on me...'

'You may now kiss the bride... but no tongue.'

"I'm sorry, but my costs were way out of control."

Statue turns into conductor when it snows.

Storm in a magic lamp.

'No hay, no grooming, no mucking out and they live in the broom cupboard!'

"My Weight Watchers meeting's tonight. I'd better get inside."

Jack in the Box

Santa 'Freezing' Claus.

Bride is angry, as she notices that the groom figure on the cake is drunk.

Serenade for you...

"He's a terrific photographer but weddings are not his specialty."

Drunk Woman Sees Pink Elephants in her Garden.

"Frankly, I'm surprised you've lasted this long."

'I love it when it's windy and we do a Mexican wave!'

My corn is undercooked. It hasn't even popped!

"You need to get in touch with your inner tadpole."

Another Truism Bites the Dust.

"Oh dear, my dear. I'm afraid the tall dark stranger works at a nonprofit."

Magic mushroom

Balloon Man

Probably should have cleared my bookshelf before the zoom call...

"I'm not like other frogs."

"Mom and dad were right. We really do come from Heaven."

"Guard coming."

A bride and groom surrounded by cats

"And so, by the ventriloquism powers vested in me, I now pronounce you man and wife."

The Ring Bearer

"Why do humans think there's no difference between eyes and buttons?"

Candlelit dinner.

Guest Houses.

Realistic balloon animals.

Could somebody please scratch my back?

'You will meet a tall dark stranger and you will beat him 6-4, 6-3, 6-0!'