Wedding Whimsy Mugs

Didn't you get my memo?

'No, I'm not married: For some reason, a human has put this ring on me...'

'You may now kiss the bride... but no tongue.'

"I'm sorry, but my costs were way out of control."

Statue turns into conductor when it snows.

Storm in a magic lamp.

'No hay, no grooming, no mucking out and they live in the broom cupboard!'

"My Weight Watchers meeting's tonight. I'd better get inside."

Santa 'Freezing' Claus.

Jack in the Box

Bride is angry, as she notices that the groom figure on the cake is drunk.

Serenade for you...

"He's a terrific photographer but weddings are not his specialty."

"Frankly, I'm surprised you've lasted this long."

'I love it when it's windy and we do a Mexican wave!'

"Oh dear, my dear. I'm afraid the tall dark stranger works at a nonprofit."

My corn is undercooked. It hasn't even popped!

Another Truism Bites the Dust.

"You need to get in touch with your inner tadpole."

Magic mushroom

Probably should have cleared my bookshelf before the zoom call...

"I'm not like other frogs."

Balloon Man

A bride and groom surrounded by cats

"And so, by the ventriloquism powers vested in me, I now pronounce you man and wife."

The Ring Bearer

Candlelit dinner.

Guest Houses.

First, get an official marriage certificate, and I'll be happy to perform the ceremony.

'You will meet a tall dark stranger and you will beat him 6-4, 6-3, 6-0!'

Could somebody please scratch my back?

'...And my porridge is always too hot!'

'I'm down 3 sizes."