Whimsical Whimsy Mugs

'...And my porridge is always too hot!'

The Art Student.

Guy at drink stand says to Medium: 'Medium?'

"I decided to go all out on the house decorations this year."

Christmas in the Fish Bowl

"Just one more question before I let you in...I can let you in...are you a cat or dog person?"

Cheeze Wiz.

'I foresee a few more months of creating havoc without consequences, and then, yes, I see the 'cute' factor will start to wear thin...'

"... And this one needs a shot of vodka."

Alice in Wonderland: The Queen Turns into a Pack of Cards.

Mantis Love

Kiddies Menu for Witches

Dr, Wagner's dental floss spider web made going to the dentist much more appealing to kids,

“If I start pressing these, I’ll never ever ever get out of here.”

"This will be a tricky operation."

Fly fishing.

Phoenix

KAWAII T'AI CHI

''Now we're the only yard in the block with a blue apple tree!'

'No hay, no grooming, no mucking out and they live in the broom cupboard!'

"I see so much love reflected back in his adorable little face."

Jack in the Box

'It's another cookery programme but It's aimed at children.'

Woman throwing giant pot.

Concert pianist with a clockwork piano.

Unbeknownst to most humans, the true king of the jungle isn't a Lion, it's a clicking beetle named Al.

'Mom, instead of getting food at the market, I traded the cow for these magic mushrooms!'

'I like to wear women's collars.'

"Joyce! The poltergeist are having another dinner party!"

'The guy who made me is a fan of Magritte.'

"You wanted to see the pastry chef, sir."

'Oh Elias! It's simply the cutest bear rug I ever did see!'

"Now that's art!"

Ink Eraser

Domestic Animals.