Wedding Whimsicalist Gifts

Caution: Bridle Path

"Home depot."

Newt sale

"This paw has you meeting a lovely poodle, an enchantress who will win your heart... but look, here, this is telling me she's lousy with fleas."

Storm in a magic lamp.

"This year the endowed chair will go to whomever pulls the sword from the stone."

A Poet

Shop for cats

"You'll do."

"He's a terrific photographer but weddings are not his specialty."

Drunk Woman Sees Pink Elephants in her Garden.

'I love it when it's windy and we do a Mexican wave!'

"Oh dear, my dear. I'm afraid the tall dark stranger works at a nonprofit."

"You need to get in touch with your inner tadpole."

Wow. That WAS a lot faster.

Magic Mushrooms

Ever since I was a calf, I've always wanted my own henchman!

'Have any of you guys seen a crap magician with a magic top hat?'

Balloon Man

"Guard coming."

"Mom and dad were right. We really do come from Heaven."

"I'm not like other frogs."

"Till death do us part? Does that mean by natural causes, or would an accident count?"

Does a bear poop in the Christmas tree lot?

'No, I'm not married: For some reason, a human has put this ring on me...'

'Of course, how else do you think we get off the ground? '

Quwaket

"The dish and the spoon? Huh. I did not see that coming."

"And so, by the ventriloquism powers vested in me, I now pronounce you man and wife."

'You know, I don't think I've ever seen a Bank Holiday before...'

The Ring Bearer

"Any word yet on FDA approval?"

Realistic balloon animals.

A bride and groom riding a giant fish

'You will meet a tall dark stranger and you will beat him 6-4, 6-3, 6-0!'