Wedding Whimsicalist T-Shirts

Caution: Bridle Path

"Home depot."

Newt sale

"This paw has you meeting a lovely poodle, an enchantress who will win your heart... but look, here, this is telling me she's lousy with fleas."

Storm in a magic lamp.

"This year the endowed chair will go to whomever pulls the sword from the stone."

A Poet

"He's a terrific photographer but weddings are not his specialty."

Shop for cats

"You'll do."

'I love it when it's windy and we do a Mexican wave!'

"Oh dear, my dear. I'm afraid the tall dark stranger works at a nonprofit."

"You need to get in touch with your inner tadpole."

Magic Mushrooms

Ever since I was a calf, I've always wanted my own henchman!

'Have any of you guys seen a crap magician with a magic top hat?'

"I'm not like other frogs."

Balloon Man

"Till death do us part? Does that mean by natural causes, or would an accident count?"

Does a bear poop in the Christmas tree lot?

'Of course, how else do you think we get off the ground? '

Quwaket

'No, I'm not married: For some reason, a human has put this ring on me...'

"The dish and the spoon? Huh. I did not see that coming."

"And so, by the ventriloquism powers vested in me, I now pronounce you man and wife."

'You know, I don't think I've ever seen a Bank Holiday before...'

The Ring Bearer

Candlelit dinner.

Guest Houses.

'You will meet a tall dark stranger and you will beat him 6-4, 6-3, 6-0!'