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'I'll be relieved when they invent the aeroplane, these long trips are playing havoc with my wings.'

"It's amazing, Darlin', just how fast the kids grow up!"

Cat fishing whilst fish fly overhead.

"Bless You."

Today's Special: Rabbit Stew

A huge shark is about to attack a small fishing boat and one of the guys is saying 'Listen... there's that creepy music again' as an orchestra of fish, crabs and an octopus play the theme from Jaws.

'It's cutting edge theatre.'

"Oh, Aunt Em, it wasn't a dream. It was a place. And you and you and you ... and you were there. But not that man with the straitjacket."

'Hey, Baby! How would you like to kiss the frog formerly known as 'Prince'?'

Storm in a magic lamp.

'Sorry lady, can't help you: Yes, I can herd pretty much anything, but not cats, and certainly not kittens...'

"Your resume's very impressive, but we're looking for a financial wizard."

'I'm afraid I'll fall and no one will hear me.'

"Phew, that was close."

"What a load of hocus-pocus!"

For sale, beautiful pea green boat.

Serenade for you...

"I'm not so sure I can handle this."

'Mom, instead of getting food at the market, I traded the cow for these magic mushrooms!'

A Poet

When lice dream.

Doughnut Criminals

'We should have removed that sign.'

'It's true: I was hunting with the King himself last week...'

Tess of the Dirigibles

Golf escape.

'I love it when it's windy and we do a Mexican wave!'

Train Driver Dad's Bedtime Story

Gloria's life had been uneventful - until her 40th birthday, when her arms changed into swans.

"Rapunzel? Rapunzel moved out years ago. I'm Bruce, and I have a stack of old newspaper clippings I'd like to show you."

Mermaid parachuting.

"Ground score!"

"Oh dear, my dear. I'm afraid the tall dark stranger works at a nonprofit."