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'I'll be relieved when they invent the aeroplane, these long trips are playing havoc with my wings.'

"It's amazing, Darlin', just how fast the kids grow up!"

Cat fishing whilst fish fly overhead.

"Bless You."

Today's Special: Rabbit Stew

A huge shark is about to attack a small fishing boat and one of the guys is saying 'Listen... there's that creepy music again' as an orchestra of fish, crabs and an octopus play the theme from Jaws.

"Oh, Aunt Em, it wasn't a dream. It was a place. And you and you and you ... and you were there. But not that man with the straitjacket."

'It's cutting edge theatre.'

'Hey, Baby! How would you like to kiss the frog formerly known as 'Prince'?'

Storm in a magic lamp.

'Sorry lady, can't help you: Yes, I can herd pretty much anything, but not cats, and certainly not kittens...'

'I'm afraid I'll fall and no one will hear me.'

"Your resume's very impressive, but we're looking for a financial wizard."

"Phew, that was close."

"What a load of hocus-pocus!"

'I'd like to report a peeping tom.'

For sale, beautiful pea green boat.

'Mom, instead of getting food at the market, I traded the cow for these magic mushrooms!'

Serenade for you...

"I'm not so sure I can handle this."

A Poet

When lice dream.

Doughnut Criminals

'We should have removed that sign.'

'It's true: I was hunting with the King himself last week...'

Tess of the Dirigibles

Drunk Woman Sees Pink Elephants in her Garden.

Golf escape.

Gloria's life had been uneventful - until her 40th birthday, when her arms changed into swans.

Train Driver Dad's Bedtime Story

'I love it when it's windy and we do a Mexican wave!'

"You need to get in touch with your inner tadpole."

"Ground score!"

Mermaid parachuting.

A tortoise in love with a cat