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"What a load of hocus-pocus!"

'I hate to be so skeptical, but I still think the seance business is a hoax!'

"Bless You."

Balloon Kids

Stephen Spender.

Fist Bumper Cars

Neptune

Storm in a magic lamp.

Magic Tricks

'I'm afraid I'll fall and no one will hear me.'

"Your resume's very impressive, but we're looking for a financial wizard."

"I can't WAIT to see it."

Snow Bridge.

The inner dog emerging from a sausage dog.

Serenade for you...

When lice dream.

"Oh, O.K. I can sort of see it."

'All I've got so far is a bag of stuffing.'

"I've been mutated into the strawberry field. Get me out now."

'The persistence of Goats': Oil on Canvas, 1964. An important work from the 'Dr Sues meets Salvador Dali' school of art.

Drunk Woman Sees Pink Elephants in her Garden.

'You will never require the services of a dating agency.'

"Hello, Number 6!"

'It's true: I was hunting with the King himself last week...'

Golf escape.

'I love it when it's windy and we do a Mexican wave!'

Gloria's life had been uneventful - until her 40th birthday, when her arms changed into swans.

"You need to get in touch with your inner tadpole."

"Oh dear, my dear. I'm afraid the tall dark stranger works at a nonprofit."

The Thinker

Sightings reported to Americans for Decency

Muhammad Dali...

"What time is it when the hands are like this?"

'Will these glasses help him see things my way?'

God working clay on a potters wheel creating a vase with a person's arms and legs sticking out.