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Golf escape.

"Yes, I'm the good fairy but I can grant only one wish instead of three. Budget cuts, you know?"

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Bird feeding chick that is nesting in a knight's helmet

"Could you tell me how to get to cedar grove, New Jersey? I want to see where my grandfather was born."

'Wait a minute! What if this isn't just a puddle?! What if it's a huge, furious hibernating snowman?'

Storm in a magic lamp.

'I'm afraid I'll fall and no one will hear me.'

"Your resume's very impressive, but we're looking for a financial wizard."

"What a load of hocus-pocus!"

"You're living in a fantasy world, Nelly. Farmer Dave doesn't know you're alive. Plus, he's a human being, he's married, he's the church pastor and he's secretly gay."

'This bottle of whisky will give you 'Dutch courage', it's the best I can do.'

'That's right Bill, I caught the Gingerbread Man...'

Through the Looking Glass - The White Knight and The Red Knight Battle.

Serenade for you...

'Look Dear. The first Robin Hood of spring.'

Drunk Woman Sees Pink Elephants in her Garden.

'It's true: I was hunting with the King himself last week...'

Gloria's life had been uneventful - until her 40th birthday, when her arms changed into swans.

'How was your luck, dear?'

"You need to get in touch with your inner tadpole."

"Oh dear, my dear. I'm afraid the tall dark stranger works at a nonprofit."

"What time is it when the hands are like this?"

Anthropomorphic Fiction.

'I'm Dorothy, and I'm your OZ union organizer!'

A swan is swimming opposite an origami swan in a pond.

"Guard coming."

"Mom and dad were right. We really do come from Heaven."

"I'm not like other frogs."

'I'd say your financial future is looking bright.'

Balloon Man

"I myself don't see much hope for an inter-utensil relationship."

'He follwed me home, Mom. Can I keep him?'

Seven dwarves marching through a living room.

'That's right Bill, I caught the Gingerbread Man...'