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'Don't let the bed bugs bite...Or the pillow goblins bore into your eyes and suck out your brains...'

'Wait a minute! What if this isn't just a puddle?! What if it's a huge, furious hibernating snowman?'

'Yeah, bit how does the stork get into the maternity room?'

'This bottle of whisky will give you 'Dutch courage', it's the best I can do.'

'That's right Bill, I caught the Gingerbread Man...'

Through the Looking Glass - The White Knight and The Red Knight Battle.

Giant to librarian: 'Excuse me, do you have a large print version?'

'All I've got so far is a bag of stuffing.'

'You will never require the services of a dating agency.'

"Hello, Number 6!"

Golf escape.

Gloria's life had been uneventful - until her 40th birthday, when her arms changed into swans.

"What time is it when the hands are like this?"

Balloon Man

Anthropomorphic Fiction.

A clown rides in a hot air balloon animal.

'Baby this could be the start of something big.'

"Yes, I'm the good fairy but I can grant only one wish instead of three. Budget cuts, you know?"

"I myself don't see much hope for an inter-utensil relationship."

'This is your final wish. Are you sure you want another cracker?'

"He's really gone uphill, hasn't he?"

"Whoa! What are the chances?"

'It'll be ready Tuesday.'

'That's right Bill, I caught the Gingerbread Man...'

"The Queen is somewhere in the snuggery!"

"And you guys said I was 'gross'."

'You will meet a tall dark stranger and you will beat him 6-4, 6-3, 6-0!'

Knife and Fork Costume

'Uh, Oh.'

'It's being recalled. It seems one of them turned into a pumpkin one night.'

'It was easy being a tooth fairy until kids discovered they could get more for it on eBay.'

'You hold no authority that will allow you passage, and are ignorant of the magic password ... can you AT LEAST tell me your mother's maiden name?'

"I can probably help you with the crossword, but that's about it."

Man and lady at a dance

'Thanks for kissing me so that I turned from a frog into a prince! May I have French flies with that?'