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"If I could direct your attention to starboard, one of the more popular sites on our excursion boat tour, a man who's been stranded on that desert island for over forty years."

Man retrives a mermaid from his swimming trunks after a swim in the sea

"Snow White! It's the dancing, singing woodland creatures wondering if you want to go down the pub."

"Right here's fine."

"Bless You."

' Get ready to make a wish.'

'Oh, look - a juggling stilt-walker painting that little child's face!'

'I'm afraid I'll fall and no one will hear me.'

"Your resume's very impressive, but we're looking for a financial wizard."

Ok, ok, maybe you guys are right - maybe I do have a concussion.

King flicking out his tongue to catch a fly.

Fellow Sheep of the Ring

Teddy Bear

"What a load of hocus-pocus!"

A caterpillar is rowing itself along

'Mom, instead of getting food at the market, I traded the cow for these magic mushrooms!'

Roald Dahl gets a book idea

"We understand you wish to report a crime Madam? I'm Inspector La Garde and this is my able assistant Defective Constable Wallis."

Serenade for you...

Astronaut stumbles upon a weird space anomaly.

"Will you be flying through to Toledo, or attempting to leave mid-air?"

A Poet

When lice dream.

Through the Looking Glass - Alice Rows the Sheep.

The ambush.

Soap recovery Ship in bath

'It's true: I was hunting with the King himself last week...'

"If something is neither here nor there, where is it?"

"Hey! What did I tell you about drinking right out of your super bowl, young man?"

Magic and Rainbows Escape from Book.

Jumble Sale

Bungee sodbustin'

"Always remember - what happens in the pea-green boat stays in the pea-green boat."

'Have you got anything for late onset whimsy?'

"Ohhh! Now I get it!"