Spooky Storytelling Gifts

"Our children still believe that the blood they drink come from a box."

Love at First Sight

Night of the Latkes

Ghost School.

"Why am I always the designated driver?!"

Chiller Theatre

Out To Lurch

A spider is afraid of another spider's mask.

The witch of the west again showed no water usage for the month.

"I'm spooked - they don't want candy, they want ice water!"

Woodpecker carving pumpkins

Zombies.

',,, and if anyone knows of a reason why these two should not be married, let them storm this castle with pitchforks and torches or forever hold their peace,'

"Son, you can't get blood from a turnip!"

"Had more ghost-hunters 'round my place last night....scared the daylights outta me!"

"So besides opera and lurking, what do you do to relax?"

"What are you kids going to be for Halloween?"

Tim Burton

'Hey, what am I, chopped liver?'

"Oh it's not haunted, it's just really old and nothing works."

"Its been on the market for over two years. The estate agent reckons it's something to do with negative edibility!"

'And then as the young rat turned around, he realized he was in the junior high, block one dissection class!'

"I lose more girlfriends that way."

Ghost frightens the photo booth.

"I don't care if it's a boy or a girl, as long as it's undead."

'I don't know who you are stranger, but if you mess with big Gus you'll be in your coffin by dawn!'

'It's been murder since it was announced that eyes of newt might be a cancer cure.'

'It's a little varietal I bottle myself...Type A positive.'

'I hate waking up with coffin hair.'

Frankenstein's Ancestry

"It's the great pumpkin's psychotic uncle Mitch, Charlie Brown."

"The Ruin is under new management. Specters will manage wraiths, shades and spirits. All others report to be spook resources. Bonuses will be based on team work and synergy."

Witches at a cauldron.