Spooky Story Tellers Gifts

Watch out for that kid - he has an itchy booger finger.

Love at First Sight

Night of the Latkes

A spider is afraid of another spider's mask.

Halloween may be a little different this year.

"Why am I always the designated driver?!"

Ghost School.

Out To Lurch

Chiller Theatre

"There it was again...SOOIE! And then she realized the pig call was coming from inside the house!"

The witch of the west again showed no water usage for the month.

Woodpecker carving pumpkins

',,, and if anyone knows of a reason why these two should not be married, let them storm this castle with pitchforks and torches or forever hold their peace,'

Zombies.

"I'm spooked - they don't want candy, they want ice water!"

"Son, you can't get blood from a turnip!"

"What are you kids going to be for Halloween?"

'Hey, what am I, chopped liver?'

Tim Burton

Ghost puddle

"Its been on the market for over two years. The estate agent reckons it's something to do with negative edibility!"

"Oh it's not haunted, it's just really old and nothing works."

Halloween Support Group

Ghost frightens the photo booth.

'I don't know who you are stranger, but if you mess with big Gus you'll be in your coffin by dawn!'

"I don't care if it's a boy or a girl, as long as it's undead."

Frankenstein's Ancestry

"I lose more girlfriends that way."

'It's a little varietal I bottle myself...Type A positive.'

"It's the great pumpkin's psychotic uncle Mitch, Charlie Brown."

'It's been murder since it was announced that eyes of newt might be a cancer cure.'

'I hate waking up with coffin hair.'

'There's an imposter among us!'

'And then as the young rat turned around, he realized he was in the junior high, block one dissection class!'

"The Ruin is under new management. Specters will manage wraiths, shades and spirits. All others report to be spook resources. Bonuses will be based on team work and synergy."