Spooky Storytellers Gifts

'... And here's one I made earlier.'

Stephen King

"Honestly, I'm not sure I even know who every one of you are anymore."

"Cedric! You're 763 years old...How can you still be so immature?"

Love at First Sight

Night of the Latkes

"Why am I always the designated driver?!"

Chiller Theatre

Out To Lurch

Ghost School.

A spider is afraid of another spider's mask.

',,, and if anyone knows of a reason why these two should not be married, let them storm this castle with pitchforks and torches or forever hold their peace,'

"I'm spooked - they don't want candy, they want ice water!"

Zombies.

Woodpecker carving pumpkins

The witch of the west again showed no water usage for the month.

"Son, you can't get blood from a turnip!"

"What are you kids going to be for Halloween?"

"Oh it's not haunted, it's just really old and nothing works."

Ghost puddle

'Hey, what am I, chopped liver?'

"Its been on the market for over two years. The estate agent reckons it's something to do with negative edibility!"

Tim Burton

Halloween Support Group

'It's been murder since it was announced that eyes of newt might be a cancer cure.'

"I don't care if it's a boy or a girl, as long as it's undead."

'There's an imposter among us!'

Frankenstein's Ancestry

Ghost frightens the photo booth.

"It's the great pumpkin's psychotic uncle Mitch, Charlie Brown."

'It's a little varietal I bottle myself...Type A positive.'

'I don't know who you are stranger, but if you mess with big Gus you'll be in your coffin by dawn!'

'And then as the young rat turned around, he realized he was in the junior high, block one dissection class!'

'I hate waking up with coffin hair.'

"I lose more girlfriends that way."