Spooky Story Teller Gifts

"They're not as scary on casual Friday."

'And this time, don't make a specter of yourself.'

"It's not so bad! But I DO have to sleep on my side. . .2

Love at First Sight

Night of the Latkes

Out To Lurch

Halloween may be a little different this year.

Chiller Theatre

"Why am I always the designated driver?!"

Ghost School.

"Home depot."

The witch of the west again showed no water usage for the month.

"There it was again...SOOIE! And then she realized the pig call was coming from inside the house!"

"I'm spooked - they don't want candy, they want ice water!"

Woodpecker carving pumpkins

',,, and if anyone knows of a reason why these two should not be married, let them storm this castle with pitchforks and torches or forever hold their peace,'

'It's a novel based on a movie adapted from a magazine article that was inspired by a video game.'

"Son, you can't get blood from a turnip!"

"You're ruining our reputation, Bob!"

"... and the sales call was coming from inside the house!"

Ghost puddle

"Its been on the market for over two years. The estate agent reckons it's something to do with negative edibility!"

'Hey, what am I, chopped liver?'

Tim Burton

"Oh it's not haunted, it's just really old and nothing works."

Halloween Support Group

'And then as the young rat turned around, he realized he was in the junior high, block one dissection class!'

'It's a little varietal I bottle myself...Type A positive.'

'I hate waking up with coffin hair.'

Ghost frightens the photo booth.

"It's the great pumpkin's psychotic uncle Mitch, Charlie Brown."

'I don't know who you are stranger, but if you mess with big Gus you'll be in your coffin by dawn!'

Frankenstein's Ancestry

"I don't care if it's a boy or a girl, as long as it's undead."

'There's an imposter among us!'