Spooky Tales Gifts

Dustbin monster.

"I'm spooked - they don't want candy, they want ice water!"

Worm talk - 'It's so dark I can't see the hand in front of my face.'

Stormy Night

Love at First Sight

"Well, what did you expect? They were both missing vital organs."

Ghost School.

Chiller Theatre

"Why am I always the designated driver?!"

Out To Lurch

The witch of the west again showed no water usage for the month.

',,, and if anyone knows of a reason why these two should not be married, let them storm this castle with pitchforks and torches or forever hold their peace,'

Woodpecker carving pumpkins

"Son, you can't get blood from a turnip!"

"What are you kids going to be for Halloween?"

'Hey, what am I, chopped liver?'

Tim Burton

"Oh it's not haunted, it's just really old and nothing works."

"Do you live nearby by any chance? I hate to eat in public."

"Its been on the market for over two years. The estate agent reckons it's something to do with negative edibility!"

'And then as the young rat turned around, he realized he was in the junior high, block one dissection class!'

"I don't care if it's a boy or a girl, as long as it's undead."

Frankenstein's Ancestry

'It's been murder since it was announced that eyes of newt might be a cancer cure.'

'It's a little varietal I bottle myself...Type A positive.'

'I don't know who you are stranger, but if you mess with big Gus you'll be in your coffin by dawn!'

Ghost frightens the photo booth.

"It's the great pumpkin's psychotic uncle Mitch, Charlie Brown."

"I lose more girlfriends that way."

'I hate waking up with coffin hair.'

"The Ruin is under new management. Specters will manage wraiths, shades and spirits. All others report to be spook resources. Bonuses will be based on team work and synergy."

Born of the Dead

'Watch out for a very angry witch with a scythe.'

Witches at a cauldron.