Spooky Storytelling Prints

"Our children still believe that the blood they drink come from a box."

Love at First Sight

Night of the Latkes

Chiller Theatre

Out To Lurch

"Why am I always the designated driver?!"

Ghost School.

A spider is afraid of another spider's mask.

The witch of the west again showed no water usage for the month.

',,, and if anyone knows of a reason why these two should not be married, let them storm this castle with pitchforks and torches or forever hold their peace,'

Zombies.

"I'm spooked - they don't want candy, they want ice water!"

Woodpecker carving pumpkins

"Son, you can't get blood from a turnip!"

"Had more ghost-hunters 'round my place last night....scared the daylights outta me!"

"What are you kids going to be for Halloween?"

"So besides opera and lurking, what do you do to relax?"

Tim Burton

"Its been on the market for over two years. The estate agent reckons it's something to do with negative edibility!"

"Oh it's not haunted, it's just really old and nothing works."

'Hey, what am I, chopped liver?'

Ghost puddle

Halloween Support Group

Ghost frightens the photo booth.

"I don't care if it's a boy or a girl, as long as it's undead."

'I don't know who you are stranger, but if you mess with big Gus you'll be in your coffin by dawn!'

Frankenstein's Ancestry

"I lose more girlfriends that way."

'It's a little varietal I bottle myself...Type A positive.'

"It's the great pumpkin's psychotic uncle Mitch, Charlie Brown."

'It's been murder since it was announced that eyes of newt might be a cancer cure.'

'I hate waking up with coffin hair.'

'There's an imposter among us!'

'And then as the young rat turned around, he realized he was in the junior high, block one dissection class!'

"The Ruin is under new management. Specters will manage wraiths, shades and spirits. All others report to be spook resources. Bonuses will be based on team work and synergy."