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Happy Halloween

Love at First Sight

Night of the Latkes

"Why am I always the designated driver?!"

Chiller Theatre

Out To Lurch

Ghost School.

"I'm spooked - they don't want candy, they want ice water!"

The witch of the west again showed no water usage for the month.

Zombies.

Woodpecker carving pumpkins

"My great-great-grandfather was forced to flee Europe because of religious persecution."

',,, and if anyone knows of a reason why these two should not be married, let them storm this castle with pitchforks and torches or forever hold their peace,'

"Son, you can't get blood from a turnip!"

"Had more ghost-hunters 'round my place last night....scared the daylights outta me!"

"Its been on the market for over two years. The estate agent reckons it's something to do with negative edibility!"

"Oh it's not haunted, it's just really old and nothing works."

Tim Burton

'Hey, what am I, chopped liver?'

Ghost puddle

Halloween Support Group

"I don't care if it's a boy or a girl, as long as it's undead."

'Seriously Vicar, I do not think you have seen this guy in the morning service!'

Ghost frightens the photo booth.

'I don't know who you are stranger, but if you mess with big Gus you'll be in your coffin by dawn!'

Frankenstein's Ancestry

"For drinks or dinner?"

How was the Halloween party? Who was there? It was fun, except the Zombie didn't talk to anybody. The Grim Reaper was a real killjoy, and the jack-o-lantern made a fool of himself -- by the end of the evening he was smashed. Did the Black Cat or the Ghost attend? I crossed paths with a black cat but I don't know if the Ghost came to the party. All night it felt like he was right there but I never actually saw him!

'It's a little varietal I bottle myself...Type A positive.'

"It's the great pumpkin's psychotic uncle Mitch, Charlie Brown."

'I hate waking up with coffin hair.'

'There's an imposter among us!'

'And then as the young rat turned around, he realized he was in the junior high, block one dissection class!'

It's spooky how Amazon can track you down

"The Ruin is under new management. Specters will manage wraiths, shades and spirits. All others report to be spook resources. Bonuses will be based on team work and synergy."