Spooky Story Writer Pillows

Happy Halloween

Love at First Sight

Night of the Latkes

Ghost School.

"Why am I always the designated driver?!"

Chiller Theatre

Out To Lurch

Zombies.

The witch of the west again showed no water usage for the month.

Woodpecker carving pumpkins

"My great-great-grandfather was forced to flee Europe because of religious persecution."

"I'm spooked - they don't want candy, they want ice water!"

',,, and if anyone knows of a reason why these two should not be married, let them storm this castle with pitchforks and torches or forever hold their peace,'

"Son, you can't get blood from a turnip!"

"Had more ghost-hunters 'round my place last night....scared the daylights outta me!"

Tim Burton

'Hey, what am I, chopped liver?'

"Oh it's not haunted, it's just really old and nothing works."

"Its been on the market for over two years. The estate agent reckons it's something to do with negative edibility!"

Ghost frightens the photo booth.

'Seriously Vicar, I do not think you have seen this guy in the morning service!'

'I don't know who you are stranger, but if you mess with big Gus you'll be in your coffin by dawn!'

"I don't care if it's a boy or a girl, as long as it's undead."

'It's a little varietal I bottle myself...Type A positive.'

'I hate waking up with coffin hair.'

"It's the great pumpkin's psychotic uncle Mitch, Charlie Brown."

'And then as the young rat turned around, he realized he was in the junior high, block one dissection class!'

"For drinks or dinner?"

Frankenstein's Ancestry

It's spooky how Amazon can track you down

"The Ruin is under new management. Specters will manage wraiths, shades and spirits. All others report to be spook resources. Bonuses will be based on team work and synergy."

Witches at a cauldron.